I AM SUCH A SIMPLE SOUL...
The dumbest stuff causes me the most amusement. Today on the way to work the DJ referred to someone tailgating as 'being a total barnicle' and I laughed (out loud) to myself for at least five minutes.
Barnicle, people. Barnicle.
*Thanks to Elliot of DC 101 for making up that phrase and thus making being stuck in traffic totally worthwhile.