I WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY UNTIL THE END OF TIME

It is amazingly gross here on the East Coast. Chilly, with added bonus of Rain, Flooding, and Overabundance of Office Air-conditioning. But you know what? It did not ruin my day. How you ask? How did the weather not ruin the day of someone whose day is already somewhat ruined by Having To Work in the First Place?

Well Gentle Readers, my day was saved by the greatest rainy day invention of all time:

The Swobe.

I keep one stashed in my office for the very times of which we speak, and today…I have to say…the Swobe Saved the Day. Just slap a big S on the back of said swobe and call it Super Swobe. Swobe the Magnificent. Queen Swobe. Swobe the Swell. Long live the Swobe!

Long. Live. The. Swobe.

SPEAKING OF SIMPLE...

I just tried to revive my tired blog by changing the template and colors...and...um...after trying many different things...I think I "changed it" into almost an exact replica of its former self.

Except perhaps a tad uglier.

DOH.

I AM SUCH A SIMPLE SOUL...

The dumbest stuff causes me the most amusement. Today on the way to work the DJ referred to someone tailgating as 'being a total barnicle' and I laughed (out loud) to myself for at least five minutes.

Barnicle, people. Barnicle.

*Thanks to Elliot of DC 101 for making up that phrase and thus making being stuck in traffic totally worthwhile.